Description
Show off your carpenter pride with a touch of attitude in this bold and hilarious design! Featuring three green skulls, crossed yellow hammers, and sharp text, this design tells it like it is: “Stop Asking Why I'm A Grumpy Carpenter — I Don't Ask Why You're So Stupid.” The vibrant green and yellow colors combined with the skull and hammer symbols make this design pop on any job site.
Perfect for carpenters who work hard and don’t sugarcoat things, this shirt is durable, breathable, and built for everyday wear.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s a must-have for blue-collar warriors with a sense of humor.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@unitedfansupply.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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