Service record · 50 designs

For everyone who earned the right to slow down

Retirement and long-service graphics for mechanics, firefighters, linemen, operators, carpenters and electricians — printed one order at a time.

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Day 1First shift, borrowed boots

Year 10Now the one training the new kid

Year 25Knows the fix before the callout ends

Last shiftTools down, finally

Six Careers Worth Marking

Follow the line and pick the trade.

Mechanic Decades under the hood, finally handing over the wrench.9 designs → 01

Firefighter Retired from the truck, never from the brotherhood.9 designs → 02

Lineman Every storm, every pole, every call — now it is someone else’s turn.8 designs → 03

Operator Thousands of hours on the sticks and a well-earned quiet morning.8 designs → 04

Carpenter A lifetime of straight cuts and a workshop that finally belongs to you.8 designs → 05

Electrician Forty years of circuits and the right to never answer a callout again.8 designs → 06

3–5business days to print

5garment cuts, XS–5XL

30day returns window

50designs in the shop

Retirement gifts

Better than another engraved clock

A card gets filed away. A shirt that gets the joke — the callouts, the overtime, the apprentice who never listened — actually gets worn.

Pick the trade, then the line that sounds most like them
Hoodies land well for anyone retiring into a colder season
Allow 3–5 business days production before the party

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Latest In The Record

Newest designs added to the shop.

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Being a Retired Firefighter is an Honor
Price range: $25.99 through $43.49
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Grumpy Old Mechanic
Price range: $26.99 through $45.99
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I fell in Love with a Grumpy Electrician
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Grumpy Old Carpenter – Stuck Between IDGAF Quote
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I am a Grumpy Old Forklift Operator
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Proud Retired Lineman
Price range: $27.99 through $44.99
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I am a Grumpy Old Firefighter
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Move Over Boys Old Man Mechanic
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Questions, Answered

Everything you need before you order.

How long will my order take?

Every item is printed to order, so allow 3–5 business days for production. US delivery then takes 7–15 business days; international orders take 10–30 business days.

Which styles and sizes can I choose?

Most designs come as a classic unisex tee, ladies tee, V-neck, long-sleeve or hoodie, in sizes XS upward. Measurements live on the Size Guide.

What is the fabric like?

Classic tees are ring-spun cotton; heather colours and hoodies blend in polyester for softness and warmth. Prints bond into the fabric — no vinyl layer to peel.

What if it does not fit or arrives faulty?

You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange. If an item arrives damaged or wrong, we cover return shipping and replace it free. See the Refund & Returns Policy.

Do you ship outside the United States?

Yes — worldwide. Rates are calculated at checkout, starting at $9.99 for Canada, the UK and Europe. Customs duties remain the responsibility of the recipient.

Can I order for a whole crew?

We quote bulk orders from ten units up. Email the design, sizes and quantity from the Contact page and we will come back with pricing.